Christians are straight up FREAKS
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
