In America we eat man semen.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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