Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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