is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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