I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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