what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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