Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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