How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize