Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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