please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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