no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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