4 words: hood of his car
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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