Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
