I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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