just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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