I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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