best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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