You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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