then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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