You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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We are two peas in an std pod
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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