I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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