Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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