tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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