My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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