Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She just used a chaser for red wine.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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