How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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