One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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