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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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