is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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