i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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