I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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