i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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