Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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