For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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