i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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