Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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