Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think I sprained my soul last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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