ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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