Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Do vagina's smell?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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