just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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