Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He shit in the fireplace
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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