i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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