left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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