that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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