Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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