11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We left the knife in your bed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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