would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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