just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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