VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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