he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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