You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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