at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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