No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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