What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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