As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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