So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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