If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
