I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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