I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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