im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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